yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The adults are the big ones right?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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