Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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