How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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