I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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