No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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