Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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