Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
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OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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