is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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