dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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