Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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