This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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