And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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