Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
someone owes me an orgasm
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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