Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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