i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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