he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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