you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I want to be your penis for a week.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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