So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Success! We fucked roommates!
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