people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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