oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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