NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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