The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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