In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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