dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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