there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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