plz talk dirty to me
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The convent might be a nice break from real life
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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