i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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