real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Come share oat with me in your robe
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