Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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