dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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