Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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