guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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