your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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