Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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