your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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