I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
this will be a night to untag.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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