So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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