I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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