Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Drunk is not a location!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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