if you like me you must not know who I am
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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