Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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