hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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