So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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