youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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