We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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