If i come over, it means nothing
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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