just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Randomize
