question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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