I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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