Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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