I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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