Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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