i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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